December 26, 2008

Sinterklass, Sinister Clause


Turns out christmas ain't so bad after all, except for all those elves getting laid off because parents are so concerned about the economy and not about the welfare of the elves making the toys. Lets hope the long time elves will be able to get some social security.

Maybe if the taxpayers wanted to really bailout the auto industry, they would just buy more cars. I mean the best way to keep people employed is to buy the stuff they are producing.

That will happens when hell freezes over, which I found out last night is kind of like the Devil getting foreclosed on.

Santa Claus gained popularity with pictures from Thomas Nast, a famous cartoonist. The picture above is similar to many others Nast did. The pipe I'm sure is some sort of stimulant, perhaps santa did Khat as he drove around the world dropping consumerism down chimneys like bombs on japan.

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